Warning: The advice and comments in the Ask The Petsjubilee Pets posts are for fun only and not meant in any way to represent real advice. Since the pets are the ones responding to the questions, the humans shall and forever remain blameless for whatever the animals post.
Well, we were a bit short this week on ask the Petsjubilee Pets e-mails. Unless, some have magically been misplaced which does tend to happen when you have paws like mine. So I asked a fellow on-line wienie friend of mine who shall remain nameless, if he had any pressing questions on his mind. This is what he wrote:
To Sasha And Any Other Critter Out There:
Why do my paws smell like corn chips? Also, why does my mommy likes to smell them? She puts her nose right on my little paws and sniffs and sniffs. Seriously, it is not the same thing as sniffing butts and you knows human noses aren't cold or wet like ours so it feels so gross when they put their warm noses on our sensitive tootsies. Any help would be greatly a-pee-ciated.
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Next, week we will answer this one and hopefully by then we will have more e-mail letters. Oh, and feel free to put your thoughts and answers to this letter in the comment section below, too.
Please, e-mail your questions for Ask The Petsjubilee Pets to SassySashadoxie@yahoo.com. Also, please put APP in the subject of the letter so I don't have to open up e-mails about money requests to Nigeria. Apparently, SPAM e-mails even come to wiener dogs.