Sunday, August 8, 2010


Starting today, and each day from now on, you'll be reading and seeing posts from various Petsjubilee team members who've agreed to "guest post" here on the team blog. Given the wide array of artisans, pet lovers, the animals they keep, and personalities on the team, I'm sure you'll be seeing something new, interesting, informative, inspirational, maybe a little weird (in a totally good way ;-), and just plain funny each day!

Most of us agree Mondays are not the best day of the week. So, I hope to start your week off with some funny, inspirational, and uplifting quotes, poems, sayings, and anything else I can find. I haven't come up with a catchy name for my feature yet, but look here next Monday. I have to have thought of something by then, eh?

"Oh, you crack me up!
I'm rolling here...."

So, without further ado, a handful of my favorite pet quotes! You may have heard them before, but I hope these have you smiling as you leave the house and keep you smiling right through the "I Hate Monday Blues." ;-)

If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.

~Cynthia Copeland Lewis

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. ~Mark Twain

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
~Unknown Author

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
~Will Rogers

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
~Erma Bombeck

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
~Winston Churchill

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
~Mary Bly

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
~Robert Benchley

Hope you enjoyed! Happy Monday!
See you here next Monday, capisce? ------>

Kelly & Crew
Proud Member~Petsjubilee ;-)


makingstuffwithlove said...

That Erma Bombeck quote has had me giggling all morning long :) Wondeful quotes -- all of them! Thanks Kelly for getting Monday off to a good start :)pridenic

makingstuffwithlove said...

If any of you are wondering what a pridenic is: my word verification was typed into my comment by accident... It's a nonsense word lol

SassySashadoxie said...

Awesome pawsome, Kelly. You did a great blog post. Thanks for taking the first one. Athena and Sasha.

Pup Fan said...

Love the quotes... I think the Will Rogers one is my favorite. :)

Art and Sew Forth said...

I love pet quotes! This will be a fun way to start the week-great idea!

Unknown said...

Thanks for the giggle this morning those were great.

Bocci said...

Hi Pets Jubilee! Thanks so much for stoppin by Bocci's Beefs and becoming an official follower! Hope to see a lot of you, comments and all!

I'll follow you and put you on my blogroll....:-)

Your buddy,

Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

Hee hee. This was whitty, funny, cute and smart. Great job. And I absolutley love the pictures. LOL
Can't wait until next Monday now.

Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

And my favorite was the one about the bird.
And the one where makingstuffwithlove typed her word verification in the comment - that was funny too. BOL

Cody's Closet said...

What a terrific blog! Loved it all and really enjoyed the pet quotes!

Unknown said...

Such great quotes! Thanks for the giggle :0)