Thursday, March 1, 2012

Dog Quotes

Alice from makingstuffwithlove wanted to share these quotes this week with you all.

Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell.
- Will Judy

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
- Corey Ford

Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Susan Ariel

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
- Mark Twain

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
- Konrad Lorenz

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill

Amount of time it takes for a dog to “do its business” is directly proportional to outside temperature suitability of owner’s outerwear.
- Betsy Cañas Garmon

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
- Robertson Davies

No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.
- Stanley Leinwoll

A The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
- Winston Churchill

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of our country as Wall Street and the railroads.
- Harry S. Truman

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
- James Thurber

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
- Steve Bluestone

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
- Jerome K. Jerome

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers

1 comment:

Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

This was cute, some of them quite funny.
Thanks Alice.