Dog Quotes

Alice from makingstuffwithlove wanted to share these quotes this week with you all.

Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell.
- Will Judy

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
- Corey Ford

 

Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Susan Ariel

 

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
- Mark Twain

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
- Konrad Lorenz

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
- Gene Hill

Amount of time it takes for a dog to “do its business” is directly proportional to outside temperature suitability of owner’s outerwear.
- Betsy Cañas Garmon

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
- Robertson Davies

No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.
- Stanley Leinwoll

A The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
- Winston Churchill

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of our country as Wall Street and the railroads.
- Harry S. Truman

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
- James Thurber

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
- Steve Bluestone

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
- Jerome K. Jerome

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers

Last of Dog Quotes From Alice

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
--James Thurber

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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.--Smiley Blanton

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Trained or not, he’ll always be his own dog to a degree.
--Carol Lea Benjamin

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More Dog Quotes

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would have thought of that!”
--Dave Barry

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Every human child must learn the universe fresh. Every stock dog pup carries the universe within him. Humans have personalized their wisdom -- stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones.
--Donald McCaig

Dog Quotes

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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
--Maurice Maeterlinck

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Animals are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time.
-- Henry Beston

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A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
--John Holmes

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.
--Christopher Morley


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Alice England from makingstuffwithlove provided the dog quotes for today's blog.