Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Life lessons learned from a dog


 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

By Patty from Dogbarks


Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

I loved this. Such great advice, and then such great pictures. Perfect, and humor in their too. Loved it.

Three Wishes Collective said...

exactly what Diana said, lol! Such great advice.

AngelPups said...

Love it, Patty! Sharing on FB! Hope all is well with everyone!! God Bless~
Kelly, Big Mac, Molly, Moxie, Brady, and Sunny ;-)

HappyDapperDogs said...

These are wonderful! I especially like the last pic.

makingstuffwithlove said...

This is so cute! Plus good advice lol You always find the greatest pics :)

Jenya said...

Love this! My two favorites are the "nap advice" and the "don't admit you did it", but they are all wonderful, great really made me smile!!


SassySashadoxie said...

Sasha agrees some pretty good advice there. Cute pictures, too.

montyandrosie said...

Heh - what a fab post! Love the humour. Thank you so much for using my Border Collie hiding in the blankets pic!

susan sabo photography said...

how wonderful! thank you for including those shelter dogs. they haunt me still after all these years.