AND NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW.....

Starting today, and each day from now on, you'll be reading and seeing posts from various Petsjubilee team members who've agreed to "guest post" here on the team blog. Given the wide array of artisans, pet lovers, the animals they keep, and personalities on the team, I'm sure you'll be seeing something new, interesting, informative, inspirational, maybe a little weird (in a totally good way ;-), and just plain funny each day!

Most of us agree Mondays are not the best day of the week. So, I hope to start your week off with some funny, inspirational, and uplifting quotes, poems, sayings, and anything else I can find. I haven't come up with a catchy name for my feature yet, but look here next Monday. I have to have thought of something by then, eh?

"Oh, you crack me up!
I'm rolling here...."




So, without further ado, a handful of my favorite pet quotes! You may have heard them before, but I hope these have you smiling as you leave the house and keep you smiling right through the "I Hate Monday Blues." ;-)

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If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
~Cynthia Copeland Lewis

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. ~Mark Twain

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
~Unknown Author

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
~Will Rogers

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
~Erma Bombeck

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
~Winston Churchill

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
~Mary Bly

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
~Unknown

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
~Robert Benchley

Hope you enjoyed! Happy Monday!
See you here next Monday, capisce? ------>

Kelly & Crew
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Proud Member~Petsjubilee ;-)