Wednesday's funny - About the Ocean

Children Writing About the Ocean.

The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 )

2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) 

From the mouths of babes. I hope at least some of these made you smile.


Diana and Sue

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Handmade Pet Products 6/27/11

Each weekday, the members of the Pets Jubilee Team on Etsy choose an item to promote from all of the active members. Here are last week's specialties:

makingstuffwithlove

paulinesfashions

SassySashadoxie

TomatoBrains

memztoes

Don't forget to click on the image to go to the item and click on the name to visit their Etsy shop.

A child's poem from the early 1900's. For Mary Anywear's cat who is at the vets. 

Get better kitty! Hotwheel misses you!

I love little pussy,

Her coat is so warm

And if I don't hurt her

She'll do me no harm,

So, I'll not pull her tail

Nor drive her away,

But pussy and I  

Very gently will play.

By Patty

Catcalls and Dogbarks

Love & Luck Challenge

Sponsored by the PetsJubilee team

Our team challenges are open to everyone, not just team members, and are geared to help those less fortunate than ourselves. This challenge will benefit Project Night Night. Helping homeless children have sweeter dreams. They give a book, stuffed animal and blanket to each child who goes to a shelter. Since we are sponsoring this between Valentine's Day and St. Patrick' Day, the theme is "Love & Luck For Our Children."

For more information and to find out how to participate, click the Charities link above or click HERE.

If you have any questions, please contact me at petsjubilee@live.com.