Squirrel Studies 102

Sasha here as your doxie instructor once again in Squirrel Studies 102.  You all did so well last time on the squirrel pawtrol that a little more training might make us even better.  So here we go.

                                                            

From this video you can see that the Squirrel Pawtrol has developed a chemical from fermented pumpkins that makes squirrels more like dogs.  They are unable to climb trees which decreases their ability to drop nuts at us.  Also, they are more easily distracted by chasing their own tails.  I think we may need to do a bit more field tests with this pumpkin concoction though before wide spread use.

                                                   

From this video, you can see a domestic disturbance with Mr. And Mrs. Seed Snatcher squirrels.  One thing to note is no critter should interfere during such situations.  Key signs of domestic disturbance is about to begin is when Mr. Squirrel reminds Mrs. Squirrel that she is suppose to be on a low seed diet.

This is a brand new video taken at the top secret squirrel lab 51.  You can see this kitty scientist is gathering much observational data from behind a 2 way glass wall.  The squirrels think they are at a new all you can eat bufett place.   New training is yet to come from the pioneering efforts of  all our hard working squirrel pawtrolers out there.

Squirrel Studies 101 From Sasha

Hello my fellow critters on the PJ Squirrel Pawtrol.  Today, I is sharing some very important squirrel intel reports.  I expects you all to take notes.  Sasha.

From the previous video, we can see the evil squirrels are very good at spacial awareness and memory. But, apparently, can't smell their own nuts!  Therefor, us (dogs especially) can obviously out smell these little buggers. We just have to figure out a way to use this knowledge to our advantage.

From this video, we can sees the evil squirrels is attracted to music and apparently have some pretty good dance moves. Umm, But, of course, we doxies is way better dancers.   I is thinking maybe a pied piper secret op is in order, pawhaps.

Now, this video shows a squirrel using their new deceptive technique obviously taught to them by the possums. We are working out which possum fraction may have passed on this technique with our doxie undercover networks as I bark.

Please, learn from these videos my fellow critters on the PJ Squirrel Pawtrol. We can not let the humans be brainwashed by the squirrel's "cuteness effect". We see their secret plotting beyond their fuzzy tails.

I is awaiting your reports on this training.  Sasha over and out.