Wednesday Facts

Medical Terms and Definitions:

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema -  Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Diana
www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com
www.StylinDogsBoutique

and Sue Ann
www.SamsFurKids.etsy.com
 

Wednesday's funny - About the Ocean

Children Writing About the Ocean.

The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 )

2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) 

From the mouths of babes. I hope at least some of these made you smile.


Diana and Sue

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SHOW AND TELL - WEDNESDAY PHOTOGRAPHY

Birds, butterflies etc, in flight....AWESOME . I am not sure who the guy is at the end, but the video is Beautiful. Sue Ann www.SamsFurkids.etsy.com

Just beautiful. Esp the hummingbirds. :-)
Diana www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com www.StylinDogsBoutique.etsy.com

Show and Tell Wednesday

Well, I am getting a tattoo this coming Saturday. So I thought this was a perfect time to ask you this. Do you think I should look for a different tattoo artist?

And I thought this video is so cute!.
Sent to me by Sue Ann from SamsFurkids.etsy.com to share here.
http://www.dogwork.com/ihopk8/

And just one more - I just love flash mobs:




Diana
www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com
www.StylinDogsBoutique.etsy.com

SHOW AND TELL WEDNESDAYS

These blog ideas were sent in by Sue Ann, from SamsFurkids.etsy.com . I just love this one.
I just love this breed too. A Briard. really does look like a boy in a dog suit. LOL: A golden retriever has become something of a local celebrity in China for his habit of guarding his owner’s bicycle. Luo Wencong does not need to buy a bike lock as his dog, Li Li, keeps such a close eye on his two-wheeler. Locals in Nanning, capital of Guangxi Province, has renamed Li Li ‘Bike Hugging Dog’ because of his unusual habit. Lua says Li Li is so clever that he can also count, carry baskets of shopping and take out the rubbish. “Whenever I park up my bike, he wraps his forelegs around it to prevent it from being stolen,” he said. “He’s such a clever dog. I talk with him all the time, and he understands me quite well.”Li Li also helped with the shopping and took out the rubbish every night, taking it downstairs and to a bin 200 metres away. “Someone once offered me 10,000 Yuan (£1,000) to buy him, but I refused,” added Luo. Thanks Sue Ann. Diana www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com www.StylinDogsBoutique.esty.com

SHOW AND TELL - WEDNESDAY

Just beautiful - thought we needed some flowers
Diana

www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com
www.StylinDogsBoutique.etsy.com

sent from Sue Ann   www.SamsFurKids.etsy.com

SHOW AND TELL WEDNESDAY - BEAUTY IN NATURE

I can't find my Mom,

would it be Ok if I hung around with you guys?

An Awesome Texas Morning

(After the horses moved on, the doe came for her fawn. So all is well, in case you were wondering...)

NOT SCARED OF THE "BIG GUYS" AT ALL..... VERY INQUISITIVE.

AND THE HORSES DON'T SEEM TO MIND.

These were found and sent in by Sue Ann, from www.SamsFurkids.etsy.com

            Diana

                www.DianaDesignsNY.etsy.com

                www.StylinDogsBoutique.etsy.com

WHO DOESN'T LOVE PUPPIES...

Sent in by Sue Ann from www.SamsFurkids.etsy.com for Pauline from www.PaulinesFashions.etsy.com

Here is a bakers dozen - puppy pics.  Enjoy:

Awesome dogs

Look at the license plate

And my favorite::

Sent from Pauline at www.PaulinesFashions.etsy.com

and Sue Ann at www.SamsFurkids.etsy.com

Eagle, Fox and a Cat or two

Sent be Sue Ann of SamsFurkids.etsy.com

TUESDAY BLOG POST - MEET SUE ANN

Today's blog post features one of our newest members on the PetsJubilee Team.

Her name is Sue Ann, and she is not only a great person and a great addition to the team, and the nicest person you ever want to meet, but she is also an artist. Don't believe me? Take a look at the art work she just made for my husband and I of my dogs, Giupetto and Gianna.

She also sells her art on etsy. Check out her shop at www.SamsFurKids.com.

Well it all started with a bowl, and she made the Giupetto and Gianna figurines.

I sent her a bunch of pictures which she printed and had behind her the whole time.

I love the way she includes the spikes on Giupetto's head, the detail to their fur, the shading, the unusual color of Gianna's tongue, even the individual differences in their tails. I love the charicature expressions that she uses on all of her dogs, and I could not be happier with the piece she made for us.

After many laughs - here is the progression of pictures in a slide show, and the final piece.

Thank you Sue Ann, for all of your hard work. We will treasure this piece. We just love it.

Diana, Giupetto and Gianna

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Most Popular Dog Breeds According To The AKC

Sue Ann From SamsFurKids wanted to share this link with you all today.

http://www.akc.org/news/index.cfm?article_id=4592